I know they all have that shiny, bronze-y shimmer. What i don’t know is how they do it, or why that ever became a thing. It’s really gross, though.

sounds to me like somebody needs to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and accept the consequences of their actions and not get special treatment just because of who they...

hey everyone - if you image search “Daby Carreras” he looks like just as much of a douche as you would think.

Goddamned right we don’t. I can only imagine how often this stick-stupid, bleached and booth-tanned twatknot has complained about “political correctness” over the course of her “career”, only to show up on Noah’s show to whine about how offensive it is to her and the precious “veterans” when an athlete silently…

If i was a Christ Trash bimbo, i would make jokes about how delicate liberals are, even though i just helped elect a thin-skinned game show host fop to the highest office in the land.

and now he’s the smartest person to stand in Trump Tower in the last year WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!??!1

this can’t be right - where is “forced birth for all the widdle-biddle precious baby fetuses that were created by all those terrible whores”?

THERE’S A POWER, DEEP INSIDE-OF-YOU! IT MAKES YOUR HANDS GLOW-AND-SHIT, YES IT DOOOOOOOO!

I’m sorry to hear where you’re at, but i absolutely understand it.

That said, my gf and i absolutely IMMERSED ourselves in the biznss last weekend. A couple of quickies and a 3.5 hour marathon, and then an assist on Sun night. I don’t say that as a brag, just to suggest that maybe you’ll get to a place where you can…

He was a loud and proud Never Trumper for several seconds there

did i fall asleep and then wake up and it’s already two years into Trump’s first term?

“She initially disagreed because he’s Jewish and a gay man and I had to remind her that he’s a rich man first” Jesus this is so on point. And depressing.

man, i can jump rope - SPEED rope - like a demon. 900 - 1000 in a single set. Skier, scissors, heel toe, my crossover’s pretty good (tho my speed chokes me sometimes) but i cannot freaking double-under to save my life. Anybody got any good tips / videos?

Jesus. This show sounds fucking sweet.

does the io9 / Jez shared universe take unsolicited pitches? Because Top 10 Dystopias We’re Probably Living in Right Now practically writes itself.

there it is: Chairman Chachi of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

for all the hot takes about Green Day not being “real punk” - American Idiot is a great goddamn pop album, and hearing “I’m not a part of the Redneck Agenda” on mainstream radio after the nauseating wave of post 911 kumbaya... fuck. yes.

eh, i haven’t hit a downside yet. $70-90 (or more) for maybe 5 hours work. I haven’t come across any real jerk riders yet. I’m sure car maintenance stuff will bite me eventually, but for quick cash it can’t be beat.

i absolutely agree. Lyft makes a big deal about being more thorough in their background checks (for whatever that’s worth) - i do notice WAY more Uber drivers on the road.

i only get really knee-jerky in my response to criticism when i hear that i’m a union-busting scab, singlehandedly responsible for slashing labor…

i don’t have any defense against all the “ridesharing is evil!” stuff that’ll be all over the comments in the next hour or so... but i REALLY need the fucking $$$ right now. And FWIW, i consider it a nigh-sacred duty to make sure the drunk women who wind up in my car get both “to” and “in” their homes safe and sound.