right?? And Ron Fucking Paul is voting for Jill Fucking Stein. I mean, fuck both of them, but it’s like waking up to sun rising in the west.

ah, right.

now i’m really going to be psychic. Pence, at some point, will give some variation of “Fetuses? Hurray! F*gs? No way!”

what does this mean?

ANY goodwill i had towards libertarians - which had already faded considerably in the 20 years since i was a upper middle class white teen - was driven into the ground when they wouldn’t confront or correct the W-fatigued, gay bashing fetus fetishists who decided to co-opt the label.

geezus thank you. Got the same email from DPS. My stepdaughter knows a girl who says she was “attacked” by a one of these specters... i don’t buy it for a minute.

i hear Pluto’s a Trump voting hillbilly, tho.

counterpoint: a shot in the dark and 800 mg of Magnesium a day simulates the effects of IBS coffee 4-eva!!!!!!!

i have a FB friend who post coffee related memes like these at least twice a day. There’s gotta be a sweatshop somewhere where little barefoot kids are using photoshop to churn out pictures of ladies from the 1950s with text like: “Give Me My Fucking Coffee, Broseph, Or I Will Slaughter Everyone In This Goddamned…

Right?? i ain’t even mad but i had a six head by my freshman year of HS.

i respect science, believe in global warming, go nom nom nom on some GMOs, and have no doubt that the methodology for this study was crap.

Truth.

nailed it.

if we’re absolutely doing the both-sides / devil’s advocate thing: she did a fine job. 7/10.

yeah, i see that “THEY’RE BOTH THE SAME, SHEEPLE!” has the the Rockabilly Survivalist vote all locked down again this year. I find they’re usually Kansas bred ex-skaters and punks whose parents dipped their pacifiers in gin and “Clinton Murder Saul Alinsky argle bargle durrrrrrrrrrrp”. They wouldn’t vote for any…

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

Oh hey, Angajolie is an Ayn Rand fan.

SO freaking pretty though. *sigh*

Boulder is the absolute epitome of limousine liberal (and i’m a pragmatic, Clinton-voting progressive: pretty bourgeois is what i’m saying) It’s liberal if you’re white, rich, and into shitty world music. Also, if you smack a “Free Tibet” sticker on the back of you 4 lane-wide SUV, it cancels out your emissions…

Boulder IS a giant fucking Whole Foods. Boulder is THIS Whole Foods in particular it seems. They constantly pat themselves on the back for being the paragon of liberalism - but only when it comes to oh-no-GMOs and some vague notion “peace, man”, and you better look hawt in your fucking yoga pants. I mean, it’s better…