You know this isn’t equivalent, like, at all, right. Let me know when the Jews systematically wipe out 6 million gentiles and then get back to me. You must also hate when Black folks say “cracker” and think it’s the equivalent of “nigger.” History and context are helpful here.
Goyim, btw, is said usually with a bit of…

Kathy Griffin is the Black Eyed Peas/Maroon 5 of comedy - no one ever asked for them and yet here they are, in every fucking sponsored ad, show, and event worth a buck.
Seriously, who are Kathy Griffin’s fans? I just don’t get it.
As for boobs thing, meh. I think this was the reaction she wanted. She was literally…

Nearing 30 and remembering all the adrenalized fun I chased that turned to absolute, horrid disaster. I am so glad to be able to say, “No, thanks, I’m good” and mean it.

took me a second but HAAAAAH
that’s glorious

creeeeepy. these are two girls who have been photographed/filmed for their entire lives, and together. what an effing bizarre existence. and when did they decide that doing that thing with their mouths was the way to go? because it looks “serious” and not-child-star-y? just...weird. so weird.

John Mayer is writing his own songs though, whereas Justin Bieber is not. You should, therefore, feel much more conflicted about enjoying Mayer’s music than Bieber’s (AKA Diplo’s).

Correction: *Diplo put out a few good songs lately. Diplo used Bieber’s voice for $$$. They are Diplo’s songs, period. Do not feel bad.

People don’t read good : (
Really, though, critical thinking is not our strong point.
It also may be that because people are biased to think these are not people (because gob’mint), so they may not be reading the letters in the voice of actual humans who exchange little jokes to keep work tedium at bay like the rest…

Hot. That guy (from Wand Erection?) is hot.
I think he’s a good deal younger than me (I’m 29).
I hate getting older!
Also I love it.
But I hate it!

On that limo rideshare email: “It took HOURS to get the formatting right. Literally hours...”
Glad to know our tax dollars are...wait, I totally feel this Silverman guy (who clearly has a sense of humor). Formatting and flow charts can be a long, deep rabbit hole.
Also, people who work for the state department have…

Growing up Jewish I also got these bizarre jokes (and I didn’t even keep Kosher). People are bizarrely fascinated by the whole thing. They stoops.

Things I learned watching that:

-That it takes meeting the president in a contrived situation to make Jerry-laidback-as-fuck-Seinfeld even a little nervous
-That Obama interrupts a lot and tries to complete other peoples’ sentences even if he’s not completing them correctly. And that this is kind of annoying and makes…

that’s real do. seinfeld doesn’t play

i feel like it wouldn’t be weird even if it wasn’t named after those band members though. guns-violent roses-sweet/loving. classic band name juxtaposition.

oh yeaaaah. thanks! re-watch!

i like you.

i don’t remember that line! which episode/scene?!

okay trollperson. back to the bridge with you!

i’m ready for season two alreadyyy (heard in aziz’s whine...)

I think it’s also because fat women have sidestepped the patriarchy’s acceptable norms...like, they’re not playing by the patriarchal rules and therefore cannot be controlled by them (physically, emotionally)