O boy...that IS a guilt trip. Yipes!
Yeah you could always “Yes mom I should pick up my whole life and everything I’ve built over the course of years and start over from scratch -in a place that hasn’t been familiar since I was a child - with work, friends, hobbies, daily rituals and places I go, etc., to be near you.”…

NOBODY SHARE THIS WITH MY MOTHER

As a Jew I’ll just say that these Goyim-ass, (probably-) golden-retriever having, hip-less, Evangelical (candace, anyway) blondies seem so totally OTHER I cannot claim them as my own SORRY.