I stabbed a hot soldering iron through her chest. Bitch had it coming.

Oh, Cosmo, I grew out of you before I outgrew Bop.

You're spot on—I just can't bring myself to say, "Hey! I like this song!" because m'rawr is so distracting.

I wish I had some formal event to go to where I could get dressed to the nines! :) It looks so fun. Unfortunately, I live in [ugh] suburbia, where the biggest fashion show/cat fight around is the PTA meeting on Monday nights.

I am so in love with sapphire blue dresses...universally flattering color.

What an unfortunate dress for such a lovely lady.

Conservatives have made the term "pantsuit" derogatory.