1. Toastface Killers

Then Emporer Ye drops the Primogeniture EP and boom: feudal state. Just remember, being a peasant is a choice 🙄

Monster tormenting an underwater research station? Just send in the Adrienne Barbeau Bot!

It would be fun if 6000 is considered teenage for elves and Galadriel in the 2nd age was going through a Stevie Nicks-like goth elf witch phase

All four of these guys plus their other associates have been pretty anti-Trump, and in fairness it has most likely cost them both personally and professionally.

Sinestro always threatens his prey all quiet-like.

Don’t worry; they plan on coming out with a new cult with a much easier method of interaction with the public, based on selling the women they have collected. It’ll be called “Vendo in Nomine Domini Obsequiosum Vestrum Sororium”.

“He decided to try and control his infection via natural means, like healthy eating.”

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

son buenos perros, Breñt

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.