Or get your OCD treated effectively

Still, pick another fucking career...ya buys your ticket, you takes the ride

Boo fucking hoo, find another job that doesn’t require press junkets

Y’all should probably talk to Caity about this

The punk couple left me in tears...perfect late 80's...earnest to a very sharp point...

As I chime in, I’m sure this has been said many times already (I just read this) fuck Piers Morgan and fuck James Woods and double so for the other guy who has nightmares about pink haired feminists. 

Fuck the god botherers, righteous pencil pushers in service of ...allah, jehovah, yahweh....all of them...tiny men with big books...

Twee fucking jackwagon....lets talk deuteronomy or Kings II and Elisha and square that with your hipster bullshit....c’mon polyester blends are a stoning offense, let alone shellfish, or bacon....give me a fucking break....

Having been “knee deep in the hoopla,” personally, in the 80's as an adolescent, I can tell you, the cool kids weren’t having it. I can see resisting the cliche “worst song” trope, but really why not champion “Safety Dance” or “Saved by Zero” Better songs fewer malaprops. The commercial instinct that led to Starship…

Elisha was a sensitive bald prick. Way to use the power of the Lord, douchebag.

Zinke: Shit Vassal to the Crown

Unfortunately there were his ads for Flit! A pesticide.

Don’t forget Ted Nugent! Let him pack all the jerky he can eat as he plummets into the sun!

Yep, sundowning. The neurons fzzzzt. Freddie’s still alive, but the bad hombres are coming for him.

The cultural zeitgeist of the time lent itself to this. It was a time when “heavy metal” with its (mostly) tongue-in-cheek references to “satanism” was a big part of pop culture and also saw the popularity of Dungeons and Dragons which was also decried as leading to murder and worship of dark lords. Pearl clutching…

It wasn’t a hip-check or a shoulder bump. He reached out with his hands and pushed her. Attempted murder?

This might need an amendment to force overweight/unsightly men to “cover up.” Might drive the point home.

Yup, fuck “Saint” Paul

Despite being a cis het white male, fuck her

As a male person I’ll leave the commenting to those who suffer this bullshit. Also as a male person I say kick/punch all the testicles that need kicking and punching. Fuck those guys.