Scalia’s view on Roe v. Wade was that it should be overturned, because our founding fathers didn’t go around having abortions.

He does have a shit-eating grin

FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”:

Is that why he prefers walking around on all fours with a collar and is a mute?

Pluto’s into some weird shit.

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I don’t mind doing IT work for family and friends. I can be honest with them. “Your laptop won’t turn on because you’re an idiot. Buy me a pizza and I’ll fix it for you.”

Chickenfreude?