WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!

YES. You rule! I had just pulled the book down to a) read again and b) look this up.

SO beautiful. Also, lol: My dog is named "LISSerly." We had to include the "L" because she had had an "L" name before we rescued her and refused to respond to the "Iss" sound alone. She's a little slow like that.

MEEEE TOOOOO. I have not geeked out like this in SO LONG. I almost named my dog "Vodsel" but realized how creepy that would be.

Another witch?!

Is she swimming in a tank of lube?!

"Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to —"

Lying bare-assed next to a .... large bullet?!

Honestly? A lot of my friends have serious phobias about being pregnant, and a lot of what you list is partly WHY.

I'm with you. I live in the Triad, was born here, received on of my degrees here, work here, etc. It's maddening to see things like this happen, but I think we HAVE to stay hopeful and just work towards change.

I'm in the Triad, too. All the fun shit seems to happen in the Triangle, amirite?

OMG WE ARE FUCKING TRYING.

Yes. Precisely. I bow before the perfection of your word-choice.

"Dick not included?"

How terrifying is this picture?! And did we need to know he has hazel eyes?!

Yep. Agreed.

Will you please write "The Full Adventures of Gary the Dildo" and publish that here? We could make it a regular feature, I think.

Part of me is profoundly grateful I don't have any big enough asshats in my FB world to have posted this.

Kate, you have GOT to share your whitening toothpaste with your husband.

Stop reminding me of my inappropriate crush on Stalin! It's EMBARRASSING.