This picture just makes me so, so happy.
*takes small bow*
Does she HAVE a PR team? I am seriously asking. Have they fled the country? Did she ever have a team? Perhaps the team was angry about being dressed in plantation-style garments all the time and having to bring her mint juleps, so they just quit...?
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Is that her mom in the photo? If so, can we safely assume that Smugy McPrivilege face runs in the family?
Maybe they're just hardcore fans of the "Suprise buttsecks" meme?!
Fucking THANK YOU.
It's really not, but they like to think they are.
Our culture is still paying fucking attention to celebrities and the asinine shit they say. If we could cut that crap out, we'd all be better off. We should be calling out Bruckheimer and the casting agency for their moronic choice of the film AND White-man-in-red-face bullshit. But who gives a hoot what Johnny…
Hey, good work being a judgey asshole!
Wait — why the hell would anyone ever be REQUIRED to attend football games?!
'Splend!! So good to see you!!
Can we all just take a moment and sigh with relief that this man is not OUR doctor?! Thank Christmas cookies that he's no longer practicing. Because he's clearly insane.
What if poor Sally really is messed up about sex now? That "frigid" comment maybe hit her a little too close to home...? Not that anyone could fault her — after walking in on her dad and weepy ol' Sylvia, why would she think sex = good idea?! At least for a while.
Ooooh, you beat me to the Lolita reference! That was the only reason I clicked on this horrible article again. Well, the article isn't horrible. Just the picture. Yikes.
That appears to be a chicken.