To this day, my husband will tell anyone who mentions her, “She has terrible skin, you know!” Seems he’s still pretty personally offended by the incident, haha.

Is being not good looking a necessary prerequisite for being a nerd? Is it about your interests? Or is it more about perceived social alienation? More importantly, what is the difference between a nerd and a dork? Discuss.

I am weirdly invested in the Ben McKenzie-Morena Baccarin marriage. I mean, both have special places in my heart (OC and Firefly 4ever) but I’m not sure why I’ve fixated on them specifically.

I know my friend tried to lure me into a fat shaming rant the other day and I told her - its just not healthy to beat ourselves up. Its not worth it. I want to sleep tonight!!!

I’m no expert, but I suspect that when couples get divorced after, say, 25 years, it’s not exactly something that snuck up on them out of the blue after all this time; I think it’s more likely to be a case of finally working up the nerve to do something that was a long time coming. And while the risk of splitting up…

Eh. The ‘black belts’ I’ve met have all been small-minded chucklefucks, so from *my* perspective there’s no shortage of prospects.

“ah” and “ar” are phenomenally unclear ways to write the vowel sounds you’re trying to describe here.

Not as ridiculous as “urrrrrbs” for a word that begins with a fucking aitch.

Haha. There is no such thing as American English, no matter what the help menu in MS Word says.

He might be a smug jerk but I would fuck him in front my husband in a second

Is this all of a sudden “my girl vs your girl?” Being on Maddow isn’t a credential of any sort.

Is it really necessary to say they “are not an intelligent person?” Can you have discourse without being nasty?

Famous Jennifers as ranked by me:

The older I get the less likely I am to want to be more uncomfortable than life already makes me - I don’t intentionally seek it out.

I am not smart enough to watch a movie and concetrate on figuring out symbolism too. Am pretty sure a whole lotta the population isn’t smart enough for this shit. Or dumb enough to pay $16 est to try to do it.

Narcissist who wants to be loved is reversing on his own actions because people didn’t love them. He jumped at the Democrats debt ceiling/Harvey funding deal without negotiating because he was pissed the GOP in Congress were going against him. This is a continuation. He’s being spiteful to his nominal party in the…

Yes! This! Thank you! Hello LW, you seem pretty obsessed with your own thoughts and needs; how about consulting your partner to see what SHE thinks? Also, if sister does show up, let her make a fool of herself. It won’t ruin your wedding. BFD.

Yeah maybe it’s just clumsy wording but I’m really enjoying close-reading this letter. The more I think about it, the worse the LW becomes in my imagination. Which is unfair, but entertaining.

Guys don’t do emotional labor. He’s already training her for marriage— it’s now her job to deal with his family.

My brother and I were walking home from the bar last night when he said Trump’s dick is probably like a knuckle and I seriously almost committed public fratricide.