This list doesn’t even have Channing Tatum from “She’s The Man” and is therefore void.

“It’s National Dog Day, so here’s some crap you can buy for dogs”

Twice in the past I’ve posted a link to the private screening of Woody Allen’s latest film that Beyoncé held for Jay-Z’s birthday last year, and not a peep from the writers or the comments. But Taylor Swift bakes a cake for a friend and it's something to be discussed... welcome to Jezebel 2018. 

“I don’t know who Caroline Wozniacki is but I do know she keeps a rose gold Rolex in her bag.”

Almost as good was her pointed inability to call up a career for Philip.

“I would’ve worked in a factory.” [Pause] “Managed a factory.”

I thought the use of “Oh Bondage Up Yours” at that moment was utter perfection. Much like Ofglen blowing up the joint, Poly Styrene did the same with the punk scene. I literally cheered when I heard it. The music coordinator on this show repeatedly nails it.

I read the book as a young woman and was horrified, as Ms Atwood intended. But I do think the visual story telling in the television series adds a lot to the story. The cinematography, sets, costumes, lighting - it’s all amazing and I feel like I could watch with the sound turned off and still get what was going on.…

LOL! Yes his message was excellent. But I think many of the British were thinking, “Woah buddy, we’re not actually that religious over here...”

I’m not mad at the hats ....except for Camillas monstrosity. I’m pretty pacifist about fashion general except when something feels obnoxious to me. That hat was ornate and massive. The type of hat that is reserved for a flashy mother of the bride not the woman who helped make mother of the groom suicidally depressed…

AND AUSTRALIA!!!!!! *crazy eyes*

We also always need to be reminded that, porn star, Stormy Daniels....

That was my reaction to. Gotta love the everyday sexism, even on the Jez.

How old is he? Why is it only the woman’s age usually included in these types of stories?

I don’t think Chris Matthews was the only one brought to tears, in fact I know he wasn’t because I myself cried all day watching these man young men and women, they are wise beyond their years and I can not call them children or kids. Emma Gonzalez is going places, that young lady has already got many young girls…

Yesterday, a taxi driver in China, whose cab had no seat belts in the back, and whose country has no stop signs, and where we’re all basically breathing secondhand smoke 180 days a year, boasted to me about how much safer it is in China; because they don’t have mass shootings.

Now, I was probably in more danger in his…

Or everyone could just get over themselves and do Pilates. Yeah, I said it. Pilates.

Apostrophes, common sense grammar, everything. The whole nine yards. I say it practically every week: It’s Whitney being Whitney and she never, ever, ever fails to fuck up, followed by the tag line: “The contempt for the reader is stunning.”

Pro tip: if the best question you could come up with was “Have you been to a trailer park before?”, that 5-second pause was CH looking at her publicist, her publicist looking at her, and the two of them simultaneously shaking their heads and rolling their eyes.

Source: every conference call I’ve ever been on when I…

WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS just because you’re a gay guy (and therefore not threatening or something????) at a women’s site.