Yep, I’m keeping track too. I have long been a Taylor Swift defender but her silence throughout the election and now has made me real sour on her. And where’s Beyonce?

Actually it was Marissa who passed out in TJ. I, a 33 year old father know this, and I am not ashamed.

Quit it. We aren’t your fucking plan B.

At a university in a conservative region. He has tenure.

I’ve reported him once for a sign which made me extremely uncomfortable and once for some work emails which contained slurs against trans people. He gets a slap on the wrist and nothing changes and there’s no reason he should change.

I’m done turning him in but…

Megan, do you get to pick which stories you write about in the celebrity news posts? Just curious how the ‘I’m sorry, who cares!’ links end up in your posts at all. Are you required to say something about them? If not, why not just leave them out?

And what more do I want? I want him to not sexually harass women in the first place.

He didn’t touch them???? He said “sorry!”??? Cool, we’re all good. Nothing to see here, folks! Casey Affleck is A-OK!

Ack! Don’t send a gift card to someone who’s recently bereaved.

Maybe he should get a briefing from some middle schoolers....?

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

But lying about it repeatedly, in person and via surrogate, puts the new president’s priorities and lack of perspective in context. He could have gone high and not addressed it at all, or he could have been petty but accurate and pointed out the enormous crowds he drew during his campaign. (He could even have said…

I was almost not going to post this one because it reduced me to tears and my friend is threatening to take my laptop away from me unless I go to sleep, and I don’t want to put you guys through everything I’m dealing with.

LOL, love the rednecks against Trump sign! I live in Texas and fish and hunt and ride horses and dirt bikes and all other redneck manner of things. My master’s thesis is on Texas country music, FFS, and I am 100% against Cheetolini, along with many redneck friends. Unfortunately, not enough of us....yet!

DC’s best sign:

I don’t even understand this statement: “Said we drew 250,000 people. Now, that’s not bad. But it’s a lie. We had 250,000 people.”

I have to admit I am super curious as to the thought processes a stage parent has when considering whether to audition their child for the role of JonBenet Ramsey.

“My politics are lefty and feminist, and I don’t want to discuss shopping, or cruises, or shoes, or the latest episode of the Bachelor/Bachelorette or go see the latest 50 Shades movie.”

Nope. I’m sticking with Canada. I’m convinced their niceness is a long con to lull us into complacency. You know, kind of like how “Minnesota Nice” isn’t actually nice.

Totally. America is going to be sure that we make our problems into everyone’s problems! USA! USA! USA!

Left-handed aka wrong-handed.