Isn’t it heartbreaking ? From class to crass. It’s going to be a loooong 4 years.

If you really, really want to leave the country and are under the age of 31, finish out your semester and work hard. Get a job and save as much money as you can. Under the age of 31, many countries offer 1 to 2 year work holiday visas. You could travel through several countries through several years working while you…

Here’s the thing: Many disabilities aren’t visible. Let’s take Reince Priebus out of this entirely for a second. Let’s say there’s just some guy sitting in the disabilities seat. How do we know if he’s disabled? We don’t. I assume since he’s sitting in that seat, he needs such accommodation. If I’m disabled, I’m not…

Sure, it wasn’t his full time gig, but are we really pretending that being the inauguration announced isn’t a big fucking deal? Because it’s a pretty big deal. Most people would be proud of that and to have it yanked away unceremoniously is objectively shitty.

I do not endorse this!

Thank you. And if the story was about a group of kids in a rough neighborhood in The Bronx who just wanted to go to Disney, I would still have donated.

Wait, Hans Zimmer is playing? Way to bury the lede!

I can believe that. Tailors do not tolerate much nonsense.

I liken it to the Lena Dunham syndrome. They feel entitled to everyone’s attraction despite it not being the most flattering looks for them. But it is always YOUR problem not theirs.

In all seriousness I love cheesy Bond flicks because otherwise we get Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy levels of boring. The Craig films are good but I miss the goofiness, Goldeneye gets #4 on my list.

Do you have her range?

“...But this is a lie.” Yes, yes, yes it is. Because as Germaine Greer put it, women have no idea how much men hate us. They lie to us about it all the damn time, so that we might believe them and trust them and take care of them and feed them and fuck them and look nice for them. All the while they keep their boots…

I know, right?!? Leave some good looks for the rest of us, SAM! Clearly he got in line for Beauty at least five times while personal attributes were being distributed to those about to be born.

To be fair, she is also a natural beauty. Which is the reason I was so upset when she went after a married man (sorry if it sounds retrograde). Angelina Jolie was supernaturally beautiful; like a force of nature. So few men would have been able to resist her. It sounds odd but when one has been so blessed, one almost…

My teenage sister does that - she takes instagrams of her polaroids. She wears rugby sweaters and velvet chokers, she knows all the words to *NSYNC songs because it’s cool and ironic. Sometimes I just want to shake her and scream ‘LIVE IN THE NOW, GIRL, THE FUTURE IS GREAT’ but what can you do. Youths.

James Corden as Smithy was SUPPOSED to be the center of this. Geez, he was one of the stars and co-writer of a popular tv show. Just because you don’t know who Smithy is/was doesn’t mean others don’t.

I’m sorry, but you might want to consider what it means that you apparently are “ignorant” (your own words) about what the KKK stands for, why these people think the way they do and what they think without the aid of an A&E Documentary. You may also wish to consider that some of us are in fact not ignorant about these…

What are you doing that you somehow don’t see these folks bleating what they think and how they think from every available outlet? They are not exactly keeping that shit a secret. They are not silent. In fact, they will not shut the fuck up, ever.

Best lesson I learned in 7th grade, never travel to someone elses neighborhood to fight them. If you can’t lure them to your block, beat them up on the bus (or some other neutral territory).

Have you watched Catastrophe? She plays the MIL and she’s insanely funny, of course.