You... don’t have snake catchers?

See, I’d remained neutral on the War Against Christmas, but now I’m going to have to take sides, I see. Christmas needs to be eradicated in Australia at the very least. Ain’t no snake going to be hiding in no Menorah, no sir.

But... how does the bird know the sausage came from a cane toad??? Tell the quolls to go have a chat with the crows and magpies according to the woman up thread.

LOL, but you forgot the instant death provided by a fucking seashell. I love Oz and don’t fear it, but I don’t pick up seashells there.

Thanks, “reporters”!

What the fuck. You just sleep with a spider that could eat your fucking face chilling on your fucking ceiling. DONT YOU HAVE LADDERS THERE? I am pretty chill with the creepy crawlies, I do my best to live and let live but Jesus Christ! Hell no!

1.5 foot!!!!! I generally think of Huntsmen as my friends because they kill cockroaches, but I think that would test me.

They’re not actually technically that dangerous... but it’s said they’re the most lethal animal in Australia, as they have a habit of sleeping in car sun visors, and dropping on your head at 70mph.

It kind of is. But honestly, despite all the poisonous wildlife, I’d say that realistically for most people the biggest dangers are more mundane, like sun cancer or a kangaroo jumping out in front of your car.

One morning, I got dressed upstairs and tried to go downstairs but there was a snake wrapping his ass around the handrail. So I NOPED my ass back upstairs, called in sick to work, and called 47 people to come save me. One mother fucker showed up. God bless Kyle. And fuck all those macho dudes who pretended they didn’t…

I’ve learned that if I go to Australia and see a questionable snake I can simply call the nearest snake catcher! That is a thing there like a plumber or piano tuner. Fun and useful fact.

“Is this sort of thing taught in Australian public schools?” Lol, yeah actually.

We got here, sure. But that’s cold comfort when considering the dark times that are approaching. I wonder how long it will take us to get back what we lost once it’s over.

My Grandpa was black and he grew up outside of Birmingham, AL. He would tell me stories about 16th st Baptist Church bombing, about how the Klan used to throw parades, how he would never stay out past 8 cause he was afraid of being lynched. He lived through what can only be described as a nightmare, but he thought it…

This is the third article in a row *today* that’s had pretty ridiculous typos.

Wouldn’t it be far worse if white people said “I don’t give a fuck about the individual opinions of POC about race. I’m just going to google ‘race in America’ and read the first few links and call it a day.” Because that seems like it is a far worse approach than asking people for their thoughts.

I explain Judaism all the time. Even questions about “But don’t you believe in Jesus?” I don’t tell them fuck off and figure it out themselves. My God, don’t you want people to learn? Especially from someone who has positioned herself as a spokesperson? smdh

Major props to Tilda for releasing the conversation too.

That house Asian thing is particularly bullshit when Cho has put herself out there as a critic of Swinton getting the role. It’s like, “I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck…

I’m guessing that Cho doesn’t understand why a lot of people are pissed at her. It has nothing to do with her feelings that Asian actors should play Asian roles, which is completely valid. Everyone’s pissed because she took what was supposed to be a private conversation, twisted it into the worst possible…