Yeah, it happened to me once, too (although I’ve been stopped four or five times -- I’m a bit of a speeder). The cop started making suggestions about how many we could chat sometime when I wasn’t in “such a hurry” blah blah blah, but then I mentioned I was on my way to court and he backed the fuck up into…

My dad did the same thing. Every year the performer is announced for the SB he complains about it being a pop act. He would prefer to see the corpses of 70s rock bands out there, representing the “real” America. But Bruno Mars made him shut up.

It’s shilling. Shilling. Someone who promotes something shills. A schilling is the Austrian pre-Euro. It takes a hell of a nerve to sneer at how someone else is making a living when one isn’t super on top of one’s own profession.

You know, I’m glad I read y’alls comments, because HOLY SHIT are the chickens coming home to roost (and in the 30 seconds since I’ve read your comments—I can’t believe I never noticed this fact.)

Except that part where the Russians actually invaded Germany and captured Berlin, right? You don’t really know much, do you?

We’ve been meddling in other nations elections and politics off and on for decades.

“Hey, we single-handedly beat the Germans in WWII.”

*Sits with Money$$$ in the corner*

Ah America complaining about another country meddling in its election process is as ironic as it is hilarious.

Aimee’s been really off with her opinions this AM. I mean.. no it wasn’t fucking cool and rad that that Atlanta guy made an ass of himself when Silicon Valley won an award.

The story focuses more on the UPS driver’s call to authorities than the woman’s bravery and quick thinking

Exactly. It’s fucking rude.

Is it though? It seems pretty obnoxious and egotistical, if you ask me.

Fuck yeah, I saw Cher in concert a few years ago and she rocked my socks off!

I am arguing exactly that.

I dunno, think Emma Stone did a pretty grave injustice to Hawaiians of native and Asian heritage by playing one of them in a movie. She said after the fact that she learned a lot about the history of whitewashing in Hollywood from the controversy, but she still took the $$$

There’s a fine line between charming disregard for pointless social convention and hellish brattiness...and J-Law scampers over it like an overcaffeinated 5-year-old.

Man, not to do the Jezebel-hates-Jennifer-Lawrence thing, but that was one of the worst among bad, insincere, I-haven’t-learned-anything celebrity apologies.

I want The Rock to make a classy, sweet, but subtly pointed tweet that doesn’t mention even Lawrence by name. A childhood picture of him and his beloved grandmother, the sacred rocks in the background, and sharing a treasured memory or two? That’d work for me.

*Shockingly,* despite Trevor’s initially shaky performance, he is gradually improving as he gets more comfortable and gets a better sense of his own strengths. Who woulda thunk it! Such a bizarre thing, for a new late night host to require many months of practice before he gets his sea legs...