One of the advantages of being a middle aged white guy (a club of which I’m a member) means that you get to use fancy words like ‘curmudgeon’ instead of ‘tantrum’ to describe a petulant fit about unimportant shit. Bitching about someone not wearing socks during their preparations to do their job is because you used to …

Or bikini underwear 

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

This was so bad by the Braves announcers. If the Braves could manufacture runs as well as Caray and Simpson manufacture controversy, they'd be 10 games ahead of the Phillies. 

We all know had the races been reversed and it was a black man who “defended” himself by shooting a white man defending his family, that white man would be called a hero and that brother would be up under the jail and Lawyer-Sheriff Bob would be telling us all how he had no choice but to lock that brother up.

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

You realize I’m praising both these individuals ?

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

There’s some truth to this, but he’s always been an unrepentant racist.

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Real Americans protest the banks by burning down their houses.

You forgot to explain why. Balls are very fragile. Ironically they are the most vulnerable place on the body, revealing the essential fragility of the masculine gender.

ok, so are you gonna smash your keurig or not

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

Fuck you. This is a result of him saying he would never let any of his sites unionize. Take a goddamn seat.

You’re right. However, that doesn’t make it any less crummy, if he, in fact, did it to punish his employees for unionizing.

I’m not saying that is the case here, but plenty of business owners, over the years, have done pretty scummy things just because they can.

Yes, which is why I don’t support the team despite being from Chicago. Fuck the Cubs and fuck the Ricketts family.

joe ricketts eat shit

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.