I understand what you’re saying, BUT

If Ian was Mr. Team instead of Mr. I. he would have taken the first questionable call and gotten on base.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?

His district is a cesspool of farmers who get millions in subsidies and then (without irony) complain about a mom getting $50 a week in food help. Fuck western and northwestern Iowans.

How the hell are you shooting at a dog with no regard to any humans in the area? This is straight up negligence but I’m sure no one will punished for this fuckery.

Gonna go mildly against the grain of the comments and say that Magic did okay, here. With the Mozgov contract included in the deal, I think it’s about as much as he was going to get. They’re in great free agent position and Lopez certainly can’t make them worse this year.

“Sorry for thinking about my dead father[’s profound disappointment in my chosen profession] all day and wanting a souvenir from the Father’s Day game [as some small symbol to prove to his ghost that I’m not an overgrown manbaby].”

“Sorry for thinking about my dead dad all day” is how I am going to preface every rebuttal. My dad is still alive, which I am sure my wife will point out.

Zack deleted this one but my god

It was me. You called me off the ball the week before, sat on the ball too long, got picked off by their #9 who blasted one past me. Then you shouted “Why didn’t you come and get that ball?” It’s my fucking box.

“Well then, have I got a girl for you. ...Oh wait, you said pitches.”

The man is an American hero and I will broker no dissent on this issue.

With all of these bad apples, we might want to look at the health of the tree.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I thought the same thing, until I learned that Lebron James wanted the WHOLE team to stay in Cleveland so he could host a Thanksgiving dinner for them instead of spending the night at a hotel. I guess that makes LJ a jerk?