I think the point was to suggest that the child’s mother raised them right and to recognize white nationalists as “fucking idiots.”

Actually, I quite like that she has no problem sourcing her own mother as the person who taught her how to speak to these cretins. Her mother should be a proud parent!

“I learned it from watching you!”

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

This.

Boobs, which are mainly fat, are also useful because a woman needs a certain amount of fat to have a menstrual cycle.

No, it is not.

No. Just because some people find breasts attractive, that is not what they are for. Women grow breasts in order to feed children. That we as a society have sexualized a body part doesn’t change why it exists. No woman chooses to grow boobs, it just happens. You’re saying that the symptom defines the purpose. This…

So... basically going out of their way to deliver and reinforce the message, “Yes, bro, the female body is for YOU!”

Really well put.

How are they ‘promoting mutual respect and understanding’ by saying girls get tits to be attractive? That’s literally promoting the sexualization and objectification of women’s bodies.

Tony Llamas’ loves to whisper those three little words: “It’s the principle!”

Tony Llamas knocks on the door of everyone in his condo building to find out who left their clothes in the dryer 5 minutes after it stopped, ignoring the other empty dryers.

Tom Llamas will call the Safeway manager over to the 15 Items Or Less Lane if someone tries to ring up a bag of potatoes because it holds more than 15 potatoes.

Isn’t he the same guy who, on 9/11, called the NYC Dept of Buildings to report that some WTC employees were exiting the building without swiping their badges on the way out?

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

I bet he was a hall monitor.