“Did Kim beat them in an untelevised pageant?” 

The way people are reacting to this, you’d think the sky was falling

I am baffled that no one has hired Gammell to illustrate any Lovecraft stories, or any other adult horror fiction

This is clearly fictional - since when do guys get caught for attempted or completed rapes? /sarcasm

I can’t remember who suggested it, but someone said that since regulating guns is so fucking hard, regulate the shit out of bullets. Buy all the guns you want; but you want to buy a bullet, that’s a background check and a month wait, the whole nine yards.

https://youtu.be/4YQuyV1iNmM

Thanks for actually spelling it correctly!

I didn’t think this would actually happen in real life, but here we are.

I can’t even with my mom today. Shit like this is happening and this is what she chooses to text me about this morning. I don’t know how I can get her to care about anything besides treating me like an 8 year old.

I once read of a butt described as two scoops of denim-flavoured ice cream. Thanks to you, I now know what that looks like.

“Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or selling something.”

I think the only health issue that has significantly affected staffing at my company was if one of an employee’s parents became ill. This usually results in them leaving to manage their parent’s affairs, provide care, etc. Therefore, it would make more sense to question prospective employees regarding how many parents…

This blog was a treasure because she made an blog about architecture hilarious and educational! How many blogs can claim that?

Boil it down for the salt, and sell it back to the white people as “locally sourced, all natural, free range, organic, gluten-free, artisanal SALT(tm); for when you need to be extra salty!”

Could this trend actually help GOOP be relevant?

At first I thought this was going to be an article about podcast fans - that header graphic is right out of Welcome to Nightvale, who probably have a non-zero amount of fans who take things too far.

I can’t tell the real actual things that were said from parodies of his words.

The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire also inspired this song:

Came here to post this, was not disappointed.