People tend to be more concerned about what little girls are seeing on TV as opposed to what little boys are seeing. For whatever reason, the role model for a young girl must be nearly perfect. Any flaws can’t be seen as negative or adverse unless those flaws are overcome.

If you can’t improvise, you shouldn’t be DM. The campaign I’m running just finished a several-session sidequest that started when the party Half-Orc Barbarian fell off his Griffon mount into a camp of Orcs that was just supposed to be a random encounter. Due to him being a Half-Orc, I had the Orcs assume he was an…

Unless their new initiative includes more Kidagakash merchandise then I honestly don’t give a shit.

My immediate reaction was, “HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?” The Princess shit is EVERYWHERE. My daughter has Disney princess-themed puzzles, pajamas, T-shirts, dolls, bedroom slippers. She’s only seen a couple of the movies but she knows all their names because of the sheer amount of products they have. It’s ridiculous.

“We’re going to make the Princess brand far bigger and more ubiquitous than it has been in the past,”

That exception being Duke Nukem Forever! That 10 year old delay gave us an outdated ten year old game that is laughable at best!

Aha. Thank you!!

Yes; “flopped-over traffic cone” and “ambulatory merkin” are conspicuously absent...

Tits:

Yes, an illustrated edition would be wonderful.
(Even as a DIY “print it out one’s self” on cardstock edition)

It’s all been leading to this?!? You guys have been playing the long game and here’s the payoff. This is beautiful.

Yea. A pretty big difference both in body type and habitat. (tit’s on top)

I feel so bad that the universe has given us this wondrous gift and I didn’t get it anything. I hope the universe likes Amazon gift cards.

He’s been stealing from rich people. That’s a Serious Crime. (As opposed to stealing from anybody else, which is frowned upon because it takes time away from the judge’s golf game.)

He’ll prob be fined in the millions and forced to go through a sensitivity training course that’s 6-11 hours.

Dude stole from older, richer, whiter guys. It’s like the only thing a guy in his position could do that will land him in serious shit. Allegedly.

What do we (or Jez legal types) think the odds are of him actually serving time for this and/or losing significant assets? I don’t have tons of faith in the system right now (or ever).

Not satanic enough. I want a game with rustic and foggy atmosphere, with grand but claustrophobic environment, full of twisted and grotesque imagery.

Zdzisław Beksiński, he is a Polish painter. He made numerous paintings famously called Visions of Hell. Google him and you'll see more.

My dream dystopian game would be one set in Beksinski inspired world: