It does make some kind of sense. When I was young, my paramedic-mom told me that every car crash is actually made of 3 separate impacts - the actual impact of the vehicles together, the impact of the body against the car's interior and/or flying objects in the car, and the impact of internal parts of the body against…

My sister's kids were put in foster homes. Two of my nephews went to a woman who was like your sister and properly loved and cared for my nephews. I am so grateful to people like your sister who are wonderful people with Jupiter-sized hearts.

When I think of what she probably put those families through, I want to punch her in the face.

My sister is a foster mother. She's been trying to get out of it for years to devote more time to her own kids, but can never say no when there is a child who needs a home. As someone who's seen how hard people work to ensure that these kids are safe and taken care of, I can only hope this woman rots. Fuck her.

Thank you. This is weak. A guy's face? I've seen this on a woman's mons pubis.

Up stage lads! This is his only number!

I'm told it exists because we were created by an intelligent designer. Intelligent.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

Wow. She has a record/ photos of her family for over 200 years??

I need to know the story behind that red dress! That is wild.

So if they get stuck in an elevator forever does that make them Pirates Who Don't Do Anything?

Quantum Porn Mechanics mean that that exact porn now DOES exist.

I really want to think that the anonymous creator is related to James Lileks, because The Gallery of Regrettable Food is still the nonpareil (hur) of comedy food-writing.

"20 Different Kinds of Sweaty Meat" sounds like a porn that should NEVER exist.

Not surprising that it's gone dark. A lot of good comedy sites like this, focused on one thing, run solo or by a pair of people, start bright and then life intervenes, they get bored with the subject, or find a new niche to mine. Since it stopped in Sept., I'm gonna guess they started college.

hell, the local dollar store has Mardi Gras merch out, too.

But is it too much? From September to April the stores are always encouraging chocolate eating with some holiday display. Starting from Halloween, then Christmas, then St. Valentine's and then Easter. All holidays that encourage candy eating. That's more months in year on than off.

Nope nope nope. Valentines doesn't begin until February.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?