Because -

“Our divine rulers have, since then, been successively evil, mad, foolish, and - now - all three.”

Anyone who’s read Roald Dahl’s memoir “Boy” probably already knows this. I don’t know how much British boarding school has changed since that was written, but I’m willing to bet it’s not a lot.

http://time.com/4355140/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-president/

I was in line at a burger place the other day, and a lady who was some variety of manager came out to promote the new sandwiches. “Would you like to try the new XYZ?” The guy in front of me who was next to order responded with “No, but I’d like to try you,” and proceeded to hit on her some more while the person at the…

I pray that Trump develops sleep paralysis.

I’m willing to bet the only part of the shirt they bothered to read was the part that said “Trump”, and said to themselves - “Hey, that lady’s wearing a Trump shirt! Must be a fan! She wins a photo with Trump Jr.!”

J Scott Campbell has always had a very loose understanding of anatomy. He has his own tag on Eschergirls!

凸(╬ಠ益ಠ)凸

“stoop all the way to girls,”

Well, it looks like I left off in 2009, so it didnt take long at all to catch up.

holy crap, I’d forgotten about that comic. Time for an archive binge!

DO THEY NOT HAVE CHILD SERVICES IN GLASGOW

Colouring books, crawling, what’s next? Binkies?

Cold calling is shit, but I can do you one worse: cold door-to-door sales. All the worst aspects of cold calling, except you’re actually bothering people in IRL meatspace, and they can see who you are.

OMG BEAST IS SO ADORBZ

There was a stop motion animated TV series that was practically the same thing a while ago that also turned out to be awful. I wanted to like it at the time, too. I got the deja vu jibblies when I heard about this film.

Bravo.

I have a friend Alex who is the same way! It’s good to have an early warning system for hidden assholes.

Not to mention, it’s a group of people who feel like they don’t belong. Of course, in Burton’s imaginary world, only white people are treated like weirdos and outsiders. POCs wouldn’t really work here. /s