THANK YOU

I will await the Parabolic fan cut, then.

Wait, the extended version cut the ‘salty parabolas’ line, but the theatrical version kept it? Why would they do that?

Oh man, that is so cool, the assembling skeletons thing. I used to have a book on how to make a model brontosaurus skeleton out of chicken bones, but that required three chickens’ worth of bones and I couldn’t figure out how to get my mom in on this project to help me with that.

Is it now? I might have to make an exception to my vegetarianism for this one sqerel that keeps gnawing off my cherry tomatoes and then leaves the half chewed tomatoes lying around my balcony. The jerk doesnt even eat them, i just find most of the tomato with teeth marks in it.

HUGE FATBIRDS

WTF Evolution has something about that -

I remember one time a friend and I were looking at prizewinning gingerbread houses in a magazine (the grand prize was a gingerbread Taj Mahal). We started trying to come up with the more and more ridiculous buildings one could attempt to reproduce in gingerbread. She won with the Winchester Mystery Mansion.

I made the switch automatically somewhere around 16, except that as a Cantonese speaker, I started calling my dad ‘Ba’ instead of ‘Ba-ba’. It’s interesting how the words for mother and father are very similar across all languages.

A washing machine-sized robot, you say? Did it look like this?

I pee, poop AND menstruate out of the same hole, but then I think it’s called a cloaca.

Her husband gets kidnapped around the middle of the movie, and she can’t save him or it’ll blow her cover. The revenge comes after.

What about Missile?

I boggle at the fact that there are students who would refuse to read the incredible works of graphic novel artistry and writing that are Sandman and Maus.

No, I think the original article had it right at ‘scabies outbreak’.

ZU-KI-OH! ZU-KI-OH!

This one wasn’t quite as mindbending as the cigar in a brick wall one.

I am absolutely using this phrase for everything I don’t want to talk about!

IT’S SO EDGY, YOU HAVE SO SIGN A WAIVER SAYING YOU WON’T SUE US WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF WATCHING IT

I would totally like to experience having male genetalia, but for all other intents and purposes I would like remain female.