Cold calling is shit, but I can do you one worse: cold door-to-door sales. All the worst aspects of cold calling, except you’re actually bothering people in IRL meatspace, and they can see who you are.

OMG BEAST IS SO ADORBZ

There was a stop motion animated TV series that was practically the same thing a while ago that also turned out to be awful. I wanted to like it at the time, too. I got the deja vu jibblies when I heard about this film.

Bravo.

I have a friend Alex who is the same way! It’s good to have an early warning system for hidden assholes.

Not to mention, it’s a group of people who feel like they don’t belong. Of course, in Burton’s imaginary world, only white people are treated like weirdos and outsiders. POCs wouldn’t really work here. /s

THANK YOU

Oh man, that is so cool, the assembling skeletons thing. I used to have a book on how to make a model brontosaurus skeleton out of chicken bones, but that required three chickens’ worth of bones and I couldn’t figure out how to get my mom in on this project to help me with that.

Is it now? I might have to make an exception to my vegetarianism for this one sqerel that keeps gnawing off my cherry tomatoes and then leaves the half chewed tomatoes lying around my balcony. The jerk doesnt even eat them, i just find most of the tomato with teeth marks in it.

HUGE FATBIRDS

WTF Evolution has something about that -

I made the switch automatically somewhere around 16, except that as a Cantonese speaker, I started calling my dad ‘Ba’ instead of ‘Ba-ba’. It’s interesting how the words for mother and father are very similar across all languages.

I pee, poop AND menstruate out of the same hole, but then I think it’s called a cloaca.

Her husband gets kidnapped around the middle of the movie, and she can’t save him or it’ll blow her cover. The revenge comes after.

I boggle at the fact that there are students who would refuse to read the incredible works of graphic novel artistry and writing that are Sandman and Maus.

No, I think the original article had it right at ‘scabies outbreak’.

I am absolutely using this phrase for everything I don’t want to talk about!

I would totally like to experience having male genetalia, but for all other intents and purposes I would like remain female.

I love that the first iteration of this event I heard was titled “Saturday’s Tour de France stage might be infested with llamas.”

That one is certainly going to set off anyone with trypophobia something awful. I got skin-crawly myself, and I only have it mild.