These look like the kinds of safety PSAs that Aperture Science would produce.

Dear psychopath dad-man,

Now THIS is how you prank properly.

There should be a new Parry Gripp song about this any minute now.

I got some wires crossed and for a few minutes I thought you meant that the lawn dildoes gif was from Poldark (which I haven’t seen) and I was trying really hard to figure out how that sort of thing could be put into a Civil War period drama.

There’s something familiar about that trainer’s hat...

Man, being able to work on period costumes with access to the right equipment, material and people who know what they’re doing is my idea of AWESOME. I made a victorian corset, lobster tail bustle, petticoat, trained skirt, and polonaise once. The ensemble turned out okay, but it could have been so much better.

Real blood or GTFO.

Time to break out ALL the rage gifs.

I read a manga where one of the stories had a kid who was technically homeless, but they way Japanese rental agreements work is that the landlord has to inform prospective renters if the previous tenant died, committed murder or suicide or thought their unit was haunted. So the easy loophole is to pay someone (like a…

By their logic, I guess if they passed the above bill it would also be constitutional to pass another bill granting full tax exemption to all LGBTQ people.

+1 just for the Coach Z reference

I distinctly recall reading an article on why the ‘friendzone’ is not a thing and that women are not vending machines that if you put enough kindness tokens in, sex falls out. This is the misapprehension every ‘nice guy’ is working under.

If by equivalent you mean being competitive about it - ‘My [x] is superior to your [x]’, then I think yes. It happens every time one woman calls another one fat or ugly, by which she means ‘I’m skinnier/prettier than she is’.

Damn, I found an army sweater almost exactly like that on the curb , and I got rid of it because of the holes. Of course, I still would have gotten rid of it because I don’t want people to think that I wear Kanye’s “designs”, but I could have made how much money from that?

Has anyone collected all the amazing things we’ve called Turump recently, or updated the previous, hilarious list?

Can we also talk about not turning the A/C to 5*C in the summertime?? Did you know you can ALSO save energy that way? And then I won’t have to wear sweaters to work in July?

... make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I’m focusing on that’s trendy right now.

I don’t understand how professional ballet could possibly have a problem with dancers wearing hijabs. All the ballet I’ve seen involves having the dancers’ hair scraped into a bun and under a tiara or somesuch. Putting a scarf over that makes little to no difference.

I watched a youtube video that moved a Bowie-related video to that week’s post because ‘Bowie unexpectedly returned to the stars’.