I distinctly recall reading an article on why the ‘friendzone’ is not a thing and that women are not vending machines that if you put enough kindness tokens in, sex falls out. This is the misapprehension every ‘nice guy’ is working under.

If by equivalent you mean being competitive about it - ‘My [x] is superior to your [x]’, then I think yes. It happens every time one woman calls another one fat or ugly, by which she means ‘I’m skinnier/prettier than she is’.

Damn, I found an army sweater almost exactly like that on the curb , and I got rid of it because of the holes. Of course, I still would have gotten rid of it because I don’t want people to think that I wear Kanye’s “designs”, but I could have made how much money from that?

Has anyone collected all the amazing things we’ve called Turump recently, or updated the previous, hilarious list?

Can we also talk about not turning the A/C to 5*C in the summertime?? Did you know you can ALSO save energy that way? And then I won’t have to wear sweaters to work in July?

... make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I’m focusing on that’s trendy right now.

I don’t understand how professional ballet could possibly have a problem with dancers wearing hijabs. All the ballet I’ve seen involves having the dancers’ hair scraped into a bun and under a tiara or somesuch. Putting a scarf over that makes little to no difference.

I watched a youtube video that moved a Bowie-related video to that week’s post because ‘Bowie unexpectedly returned to the stars’.

This is a flannel moth caterpillar. I don’t know if it has any mind control abilities.

The most awful part about all the close call stories in the comments here is that while it’s lucky and great that some of you got out of a potential situation before it went horribly wrong, the thing is the man in those stories is going to happen to someone else.

Is it cheaper to get one of the 3d printed black resin ones, or one of these fossils?

one question: Is Richard O’Brien ok with this? If he’s not 100% supporting this thing then I could not care less.

So what I think I’m hearing is that this kid is actually The Yellow Bastard from Sin City.

I’m almost sure that’s not how to give yourself a Stranger.

That is the most dad thing I’ve ever heard! PEAK DAD

This is all second hand, but it’s too good not to share. I went to an art college, and I didn’t have any classes with this girl. During a bus ride in which the gullible party was not present, a bunch of classmates were telling me about the outrageous things they got her to believe. The one that I remember was that…

You were in a group with 10 or 11 people?? How did you ever manage to have a turn?

This version is slightly better.

Reminds me of a short story where someone very succinctly said ‘Are you ugly ‘cos you wicked, or you wicked ‘cos you ugly? Which it be?’