I wonder if anyone has tried to pay in pamphlets and Chick tracts at a fundie owned restaurant or business, and if that worked.

Just don’t press DEL after any of her tweets, or this might happen:

I thought that exact thing until I realized Del Toro was in that shot.

I thought that the counter height would have had something to do with the belief that women wore high heels all the time, like they do in 50s commercials and ads.

That’s great she fulfilled her lifetime goal of being blind, but couldn’t she have done that AND helped someone with bad eyesight by donating her corneas instead of destroying them?

Dear pro-lifer: Isn’t that what you pro-life people want? She didn’t get an abortion! That’s a win for your side! Nobody cares what happens after having the baby, so this is totes fine and normal with you people, right?

I really, really hope this is a shop and not an actual product. Afraid to google to find out.

I hope they find their way to the center of the earth, then the problem will take care of itself.

I wonder how he would feel about his wife giving out bjs or handies to any of his buddies or coworkers?

Is this the Dress of Theseus?

Now there is a sentiment I’m sure we can all get behind.

I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

For me, that is the ONLY breadstick story worth remembering. Thanks for the link.

Excuse me, but you guys have to see this story over at the Craziest Sex Injuries Pissing Contest right now:

This deserves to win here AND the stories about pissing yourself over at Adequate Man.

Came here to say that Depp is turning into Kirk Lazarus. Glad someone had that covered.

My mom is a RN, and I’ve been condescended to my whole life. I always thought that was just a Chinese Mom thing, but maybe it’s actually a nurse thing.

I hope this shows up on Behind Closed Ovens. Poop stories are out, but pee stories are still ok!

This is for you, Carly!

This is how meritocracy works, right??