Diplomatic immunity is not diplomatic impunity, douchewads!

This is why steampunk is neo-Victorian instead of historically accurate Victorian. It’s fun to think about how far we could have taken coal and steam powered technology, but nobody wants to actually live in the times when all that coal smoke covered London in killer fog. Not to mention all the gender issues covered…

LOOKIT MY VULVA

Oh, the DRAMA of first grade.

Wow, she must have REALLY liked him to draw blood. /sarcasm

I feel that sometimes when I’m watching Twitch, but with the 20 second delay, there’s no point in trying to give helpful suggestions when watching someone fumble through a scenario.

Here’s the original song:

Revenge with plausible deniability is my favourite kind of revenge!

No, no. The way Meg did it, there is absolutely nothing that the douchecanoe patron could legitimately accuse her of doing out of maliciousness. Glue would mess up the delightful ‘can’t touch me!’ aspect of this particular bit of vengeance.

I’m certain that attaching the card to the wallet via rubber band instead of something more secure was absolutely intentional.

Maybe they should have looked at this video -

I’ve seen these before, but I didn’t see until just now that the Star Trek bridge shake comes just a moment after Wright slams the desk, and it looks like he noticed it!

I would have wanted to slowly pour the milkshake out onto the pavement while staring her in the eyes the whole time.

Your mom is a saint and a miracle worker. It’s hard enough to call out a person on their shitty behaviour, but it’s a whole other level of awesome to get them to stop doing it.

I was thinking more of this one -

Sir. SIR. This is a comment thread on an newsblog. We have no place here for your ‘common sense.’ SIR.

Let me introduce you to Izabel. She can do magical illusions and is soul bonded to the kid she’s in charge of. Can’t ask for better than that.

I was at Blarney Castle in 2005, and I chose to enjoy everything about it except for kissing the goddammed stone. I do not have the gift of gab and putting my lips on an inconveniently placed rock is not going to help.

Interesting what is considered foreign cuisine! But given that they were at a 4 star hotel and that ‘grilled cheese’ wasn’t on the menu, I’d assumed they wouldn’t have those things.

He was clearly going to make one after his shift, because I don’t believe that a Korean restaurant would have had any kind of grilled cheese components on hand in the kitchen. That means the chef was serving grilled cheese made from his own personal stash of bread and cheese. The man is a hero.