Cool, I’ll want to remember this if I cosplay as The Stalk.

Well, of course you won’t get any money shots unless you get a paid subscription.

I don’t care how old I am when it happens, but I will be first in line to get digitigrade legs.

Getting a lot of Ashley Wood vibes from this pic.

Amazing, I’m Asian and I was just wondering if that would make it easier for me to shoplift from these places. It would be more than they deserved, but then they’d just blame the shrinkage on black and latino people and police their stores harder.

Fair enough, but I got stuck at the escort mission. Does it get better after that?

Holy cats. I ought to sell my copy of Conker’s Bad Fur Day; is that the price with or without the original box? Because I got the box, too.

I’m thinking Jean-Michel Basquiat.

which always look like they’re buttered to me

http://assets.amuniversal.com/94882580df9601…

Back when I was still living with my parents, sometimes my cousin would go on vacation for a week or so and she’d ask me to house- and guinea-pig-sit. Knowing that I had a boyfriend, she let me know it was ok to have sex at her place so long as I did the laundry before she got back and there was no evidence.

Aw, man! You just reminded me of the blue cheese mac n cheese I made last year when I got a bunch of free blue cheese from the cafe I was working at. Now i want some.

Maybe this will help you understand:

http://www.instructables.com/id/dinosaur-he…

I have a friend who had the same problem with one of her supervisors, and as an added ‘fuck you’ to my friend, this was when she was working at a health clinic. The kind of place that has a scent-free policy. She doesn’t work there anymore.

I failed to have my high school yearbook picture taken. Twice. Both times they scheduled my picture to be taken during my Finite Math class, something I understood, paid attention to, and did well in. Also Advanced Algebra. In a different universe, there’s probably a version of me who went on to become an engineer or…

Also, when you pedal, it will power the onboard yogurt maker AND frozen yogurt maker.

I like that I have a women’s bike not so much because I bike in skirts, but just that a bike with a slanted tube makes it that much easier to get on and off of.

I’m amazed headsets were developed before moving away from the candlestick phone design.