Apple’s been doing that for a least a decade already.

Giving roses = “My love for you is transitory and based soley on your appearance”

I wonder how the mocapped people felt, having sex with the little dots stuck all over them.

damn I miss Omri Katz.

STILL UPSET THAT ZEN IS NOT AN OFFICIAL SCRABBLE WORD THAT TIME I PLAYED IT ON A TRIPLE WORD SCORE

That reminds me of a project some classmates of mine did in university for some art installation assignment. They made a bunch of fetuses in various stages of development out of purple playdoh (it was the only colour they had) and put them in water filled condoms. The project was about something something reproductive…

I also immediately wondered if Jez hadn’t posted something off the Onion by mistake.

Educational comic about St. Patrick’s Day:

THE CAKE IS A PIE

So what do you suggest all these undereducated immigrant ladies should do for income instead once we’ve abolished this particular service industry, hmm?

I have discovered a pizza place near where I work. It is a magical pizza place. They make gourmet pizzas in huge rectangular trays, and you can ask them to cut as big or small a piece as you want, and any number of different kinds you want, and they charge you by weight.

Excellent gif usage. Also, where is that from?

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She doesn’t have an epipen because she’s not really allergic to anything.

For you weirdos who like boxes:

If I saw that happen, I would freak the fuck out. I’d be demanding where she kept her EpiPen, make sure she was breathing, and making as much of a fuss about the incident as humanly possible short of calling 911. I don’t know if people can be embarassed into being less stupid, but I’d sure as hell try.

I dunno, this woman called 911 fourteen times and her husband still wasn’t arrested, so who knows what the hell it takes to be charged for anything?

Deadpan

And in that era, wouldn’t an orange be a luxury foodstuff? Would it be equivalent to turning your dick into a Wagyu steak now?

I imagine that they are the same material as Cheetos without the orange cheese powder stuff on.