I would have said Carcassonne, too! All of the gameplay, none of the point counting at the end!

Do you read Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service? It's quite similar in tone to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, if the story were about a bunch of Scoobies and a main character whose talent was bringing the dead back to life for a short time instead of putting the undead down.

This whole thread is made of win.

Pizza Puttanesca! Sounds like an amazing idea!

I want to know the logistics behind Sri Lanka's costume. What's holding all that stuff up? What are they attached to? How are they attached? How do you even put it on?

This is a real thing? I"m not just looking at the Onion's take on Bloomberg?

Clearly, what will really happen is that if the mother prays often and hard enough to God, their baby will miraculously recover from whatever its problem was (up to and including being born dead), become white, pull itself up by its bootstraps, and live a long, healthy and productive life telling everyone about how…

I'm GLAD the hostess didn't cave into their demands, that just encourages horrible people to be horrible until they get their way just so other people don't have to deal with their horribleness.

I'm in the club too! But from slicing off the outside of my knee, where the top of the fibula has a little bump. I also managed to do the exact same thing to my left leg after I finished cleaning up and bandaging my right and carried on shaving.

I need to know where this is from too!

"How do you get into shape?" "I KICKED YOUR MOM'S ASS RIGHT OFF AND NOW IT'S IN MY PURSE."

FUCK YEAH GLASSES. I like being able to take them off whenever I don't want to see the world in so much horrible detail, okay?

I feel a kind of pride in that I break every damned rule on this email and then some. Fuck Spanx, fuck dyeing, fuck doing my brows, fuck styling, fuck makeup, fuck nail polish, fuck contacts, fuck not eating poutine once a week. I'm a POC, and if I were a little fatter, I'd be fucking untouchable.

I swear I thought I was looking at a painting for a moment.

Best Animated Feature: The Tale of the Prince Kaguya?

Fantastic! And if the woman isn't a virgin, nobody even gives a shit.

Hey, that's the bit where her braid goes right through her shoulder!

I'm just amazed that there was another guy there at the same time with the exact same injury! I'm not quite as squicked out at fingernail injuries anymore since I punched a 1/8" circle out of the middle of the nail on my left index finger when I was working at a leather strap-on harness company.

"You didn't have to do that" bullshit translation - "I don't care or notice if this place is filth-filled pile, so no reason for you to care either!"

Why do I get the feeling this is also a transcript of a Calvin and Hobbes comic?