It reminds me of the dress from Requiem for a Dream that Sara hallucinated appearing on a TV show in and now I'm sad.

Your cats are spectacular! I've never seen a tabby with a leopard pattern like that!

And to think that movie studios are reluctant to make movies starring non-white people because they're scared of losing money...

Getting a d10 stuck up someone's nose seems perfectly ordinary and reasonable if you've ever played D&D and wanted to cram your dice into all of your GM's face holes.

That is exactly how I read that title. WTF is a "Balmain" and why should I care?

Has the man never heard of Cinderella? You're supposed to give the glass footwear to a girl who owns the other half of the matching pair, duh.

Have these people never heard of these places where you're actually supposed to do that? For free? That are called 'libraries'?

I love watching craftspeople make things. It makes me want to try doing it too - even though I already have too many unfinished projects of my own.

I like chestnuts, but you forgot to mention their most charming feature! If you don't do them right, they're explosive! Like miniature pipe bombs spraying wooden shrapnel all over the inside of your oven and kitchen. And even when you do cook them right, it's a bitch and a half to get the fuzzy inner skin off of the…

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Doctor Claw?

I think it's more like Phoenix Wright, by way of Wondermark.

Maybe all they got out of that bit was that they gotta be the 'good' religious people just like in the Bible! Cast out the sluts and the lepers! If they're religious enough, then Jesus can save 'em too!

I like 'little mouth', and I used to tell my ex 'my little mouth is hungry'. I also once read the most poetic euphemism ever - 'Phoenix Sporting in the Cinnabar Cavern', but I think calling it a 'cinnabar cavern' is a little too obtuse.

Dora should be nominated for sainthood.

Yes, but then it also turns off the voiceovers I was playing it to hear in the first place >___<

I could never finish playing the remastered Monkey Island games even with Dominic Armato doing the VA because the art style drove me up the wall.

The bit about taking as many takes as it takes to get the trick right reminds me of the 33 takes it took for Michael Cera to throw his Amazon package in the bin in Scott Pilgrm.

There needs to be way more sing along showings of things that can be sung along to. I'm actually seriously considering putting on a sing along screening of The Nightmare Before Christmas at a theater next year (not just in my living room).

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