What makes me sad is that SO MANY female characters in pop culture look like this as a norm. Jessica Rabbit kind of hit Poe's Law on that.

Duly noted. Now I can communicate properly with people like this guy!

I remember one time when I was around the same age when I woke up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. It was around 2 AM, I think? But I was just - awake. And then I saw a green glow coming from somewhere above our house through my window. It wasn't moving, just there. I remember watching it really hard…

Why does a thong dress? I don't know why

I happen to like potlucks because I like cooking, but I only have to put in enough time and money to make one or two really good dishes. Hosting means I'd have to make ALL the food. Also, I get to try out recipes that make more than 4 portions (and don't halve well, ie: pies), which would take too long for me to eat…

I approve of this food already. I think I tried a recipe in Roald Dahl's Even More Revolting Recipes for 'Boiled Slobbages' that was essentially spaetzle. Unfortunately, I don't know what I did wrong but the dough wouldn't go through the holes in the colander.

Is this fancy-pants mac'n'cheese with caramelized onion on top? DAMMIT NOW I WANT SOME

To borrow a punchline from 3rd Rock From the Sun: "I hope you kept the receipt!"

what about the everyday shit—the ironing, the scheduling, the laundry, the grocery shopping? This is not a man or woman thing. It's a person thing.

Just gonna leave this here:

It's amazing what happens when a person has faith in other people.

"I'll have what she's having. And make it a double."

No, that sounds like exactly the sort of thing the Swedish Chef would try to teach people how to make.

So, what do they plan to do to raise awareness for prostate cancer?

Some of those look like Chinese opera headdresses. I wonder if there's any relation?

As Peter Pan said, "To die will be an awfully big adventure."

If I did this, it would not be with a pineapple pattern. Too much like granny doilies. But mad props for designing the pattern from scratch!

Backwards cap? NOPE!

I CAN HAS?

Every cosplayer I know of (including me) wants this dress from Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. It's only on screen for 30 seconds at the end of the film, it screams 'designed by Tim Burton!' but I WANT IT.