I would hand her a bucket and tell her to go soak her head.

Oh, no, wait. I thought you meant that she ought to dump ice water on the dickwad boyfriend to educate him about ALS. That would be better.

Is there such a thing as a halfling-elf?

I'm certain that the woman at 7:30 in the video declared that the $45 million in scholarships were made available ANALLY. So of course the numbers don't match up; they pulled that number out of their ass.

THEY DID NOT JUST USE SEYMOUR TO SELL BEER. These are tears of outrage, k?

oooooohh, soo cool. I feel kind of sorry for the guy having to slowly hunt and peck his way around an unfamiliar keyboard.

I love the Ace Attorney series as much as the next geek around here, but after watching this trailer, what I really want to know is if there's really such a thing as a vertical, right to left japanese typewriter.

AAAAHHHH where do I get one??

Maybe guys hve been told for so long that they're not allowed to have feelings that they don't know what they're like and can't deal when they have them?

This guy is such a ginormous ass he should really stick to grabbing himself.

You can get sued for shit like this.

This story hurts my brain. http://notalwaysright.com/has-beef-with-…

Was that person Akane Tendo? Did she use them interchangeably in her cooking?

Hey, did you ever play Banjo-Kazooie? Do you remember the shark in the water levels?

I read that as dogs eating baby feces, which is absolutely something that dogs will do if given the opportunity.

WHOA, JTHM!! Haven't seen that in ages!

Man, if I had found out where these people lived, they would have gotten up in the morning to dogshit spread right across their front stoop. I would have rubbed it into their car tire treads. I would find places outside their homes to put dog poop where they wouldn't be able to find it so they would be surrounded with…

This happened, I think, when I was eight and my sister was six. My family was visiting my uncle and his family and my grandmother in China, and our cousins must have been about four and two? can't remember, I haven't seen them in decades. Anyway, the younger one was at the toddling around the house on his own stage.…

I see what you did there.

This reminds me of the stuff you find on Regretsy and now I'm sad that Regretsy is no longer.