Sarah, how am I supposed to tell you apart from Tina Fey pretending to be you when you say things like this?

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See, I did a similar thing where I discovered my favourite, cheap brand (Joe Fresh, 3 for $10 plain bikinis), but even though I have a bunch of new undies it feels wrong to just throw away all my older undies. They're not even really worn, they're just not as comfy or fitting. I'm probably going to end up using them…

"Heck, why wait until you're an adult? In a couple of years, you could be doing this shit to some helpless freshmen! Doesn't that make you feel better? Help perpetuate the cycle!"

I remember when my parents started my allowance I was at $0.75 a week. Maybe it was part of my mom's plan to make me have to wait two weeks before I could afford to buy a whole chocolate bar. Then again, all the chores I ever did were wash dishes and occasionally vacuum. I eventually got to $3, then $5 a week in high…

But is it Vincent Van Goat: Heavily Armored Espionage Deadly Uber-Sheep?

What's the etiquette on BYOP (Bring Your Own Plushie)? Do I call ahead? Is there a dress code?

But how will they know what kinds of female-centric movies will make bank when their sample size is so small? And when all their data on money-making is biased against female-centric movies because every one that makes a crapton of money is taken off their charts for being a fluke?

I thought so too, and there's a quote in the article that says the same.

So Valeria Lukyanova got a movie deal, I see.

Can we get Sanrio to slap a C&D on this shit? Please?

This is one of those shitty "objectified, caricatured representation of my culture vs. no representation whatsoever" decisions that POC in showbiz have to make. THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP

But did she offer to take the pants off after she was told they were the problem?

Well, I'm a derp and missed the 'Mini' part of your first post. Mini Eggs are indeed the shit. Went and bought a pile of them from the Bulk Barn yesterday, will have to go back for more.

I want to do a catgirl of this!

Well, I noticed Cadbury tried to expand it's creme egg availability by rebranding them for Halloween as Screme Eggs and colouring the candy goo with green food colouring. If you don't mind the colour, now you can get them twice a year!

Why did I have to scroll this far to find a mention of Mini Eggs? Those are one of the only Easter candies that I make an effort to acquire around Easter. The other is Milka Lil Scoops, assuming they still exist.