I loved these things! - back when they were called Lil' Scoops and were filled with hazelnut flavoured mousse. I miss those ;__;

I've never encountered egg dioramas before either, but I suspect they belong in a category with the sugar skulls on an ofrenda for the Day of the Dead - ie: not to be eaten.

I am totally in your camp. Even when my age was in the single digits I hated people not taking me seriously, so I've cultivated this SUPA SERIOUS MATURE attitude to make up for looking at least 10 years younger than I really am. I'm also short and Asian, but I refuse to get the Mom perm that so many Asian ladies over…

There's no ETA on this yet, but Toronto isn't far from New York.

It's only easy if one is willing to admit they're wrong about a thing. Otherwise, DEFEND STUPID POINT AT ALL COSTS.

This is a lot better than my plan to build BMO out of a GameBoy Advance SP.

They really ought to know Wheaton's Law - "Don't be a dick."

I think it's going a little far to call them 'monsters'. More like living, talking RealDolls, with extra Uncanny Valley.

Wow, that guy just turned into Beaker!

I don't think I'm an especially sexual person, but I do remember at about 16 or 17 I made a conscious decision to masturbate specifically so that my first sexual experience would be by myself, no boys involved, and I would know what felt good once I did have a boyfriend.

Wow. So a street canvasser could be arrested for asking people if they have a minute for the environment, provided they're dressed sexily enough?

Unfortunately, I never go to buffets unless I absolutely have to, since I feel like I'm ripping myself off given what I pay for and the volume of food I can comfortably contain.

Was the hammer also his penis?

Exactly how is she 'against racism' when she considers people of different races having children together 'degeneration'?

I'd like to think of it as 'where the hell is my other shoe?' and them spending hours trying to find it.

What's really sad is that I LOVED Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland as a kid, but the moment I saw Depp in costume and makeup on those posters I knew he'd already ruined the stories. I could see that he was using his trademarked 'quirky' character tics on characters where they didn't fit. And…

Bruce Campbell. He knows the difference between playing a conceited butthead and being one.

I got hydroponically grown doughnuts, powered by Lite-Brite. I would eat these.

"I have a happy happy joy joy down in my heart...''

I have GOT to remember that 'steal ONE of their shoes' trick for someone who deserves it. That is some genius vengeance right there.