Also, wash your damn hands before having sex (or candy, or both). Can we get some basic hygiene taught here? Is that too much to ask?

So, if these guys bought a Fleshlight, would that prevent gayness?

That is the BEST stuff EVAR. I'd eat palak paneer (or mutter paneer) every other day if I could afford it.

I totally approve of this Hogwarts prank. Shame they can't actually arrive by owl. Did you actually send them thru the mail, or personally deliver?

There's a video about a guy who tried this prank on his gf and it backfired when she confessed she'd been cheating on him, too.

Peep jousting:

This is ridonk cute, and thanks for the tip on where to buy them. Now, any suggestions on how to get a (affordably priced) tortoise?

I totally understand this feeling of being ashamed FOR someone.

It's because Japanese TV is celebrating that this girl probably did something very unhealthy to herself to be that much thinner, and it validates the haters who tell girls they're the 'wrong body type' to participate in celebrating a show they love - because look! - this girl lost over half her body weight to cosplay…

Wait, how did they take a 'selfie' that had her hand holding the phone IN THE SHOT??

I think this is relevant. Dustin Hoffman on Tootsie

Yep, used to do that at the local humane society. We'd hold them over a bin.

Is he snorting ... Pixy Stix?

I really liked how she called them 'things'. They must be so awful that they qualify to be among the nastiest physical objects ever.

One glass of chocolate milk, coming up!

I am very familiar with this site, and they have stories about some of the most spectacular imbeciles humanity has to offer. This one is about a lady who wants cows not made of meat, because her daughter's vegan and wants to eat steak??

So far, I've managed to avoid any videos having anything to do with the Harlem Shake and/or twerking. Unfortunately, a friend showed Gangnam Style to me a week before it went viral (or before I found out it went viral), so I didn't know that I should have avoided it.

Holy cow, I wonder if I still have an account anymore? I never bothered to close mine, and I had a Grey Ixi with the grandfathered art still on it...

I remember doing that once mainly because the telemarketer went right into her spiel as soon as I picked up the phone, and after 30 seconds of letting her go on without a pause to let me respond and see if anyone was actually listening, I quietly put the phone down and left. I wonder how long it took her to notice.

you don't have to be extremely beautiful, thin, AND WHITE to be a model — you can also be extremely beautiful, thin, AND WHITE, with a kooky hairstyle.