I'm guessing it's that so many fans think that because they gave someone they've never met all their love and adoration, it means they're entitled to have their idol's time, attention, personal space, etc. It's like some kind of dysfunctional, devoted, long-distance relationship, except one party was never in that…

I'm not impressed, mainly because I'd like to see a male stripper for once who doesn't look/act like a douchebro.

So she's used religious faith as a way to find confidence in herself. I don't see how that doesn't support feminism in the end. It's about being proud of being female without letting others tell her what qualities are 'required' to be considered female.

I prefer "Why buy the pig, when all you want is a little sausage?"

Pretty please?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought there was something subtly wrong about Subway's bread.

DO WANT

Oh, so we have one princess who isn't of the same body type as all the other princesses ever in popular media. PROBLEM SOLVED

rather than telling girls that their personality, their intellect, and their contribution to the world matters more than their looks.

Does he melt in your mouth, not in your hand? :D

I thought this was exactly the sort of picture that guys ask a girl for when one shows up in their game.

Alucard? Is that you?

I also heard a story where an applicant was over an hour late for her interview. So while the interviewer was waiting, he looked up her address on her resume. Turns out she lived a few blocks away and could have walked there in 15 minutes. He was curious enough to find out if something had happened to her before…

I take offense at calling Punxsutawney Phil a freeloading rodent. If it wasn't for him, there wouldn't be Groundhog Day, one of Bill Murray's best films.

The whole "Date Grape" part of the drink name aside, don't they know the phrase "don't drink the koolaid"? Could this drink possibly be any less appealing?

Brilliant. I especially like Creme de Meth.

I just read that bit as if it were spoken by Shatner.

Hmm, I can work with the sexy voice one - how about "It's a shame you're using such a sexy voice to say such stupid shit."

Amen, sister! I'm in my 30s and I actually had hair to my knees until last year when I cut off half of it because it was getting to be a pain in the ass. So Angel Hair for Kids got 18" of straight, untreated hair and I still had waist-length hair. I think I'm doing this as a kind of subconscious rebellion against my…