You've got a nice smile for someone who's an asshole

I'm almost glad that that dickwad of a dad won't get to have any grandkids to pass his fat-shaming views onto.

I think hair shirts are supposed to be something you wear in penance. Is she trying to tell her husband he should be really, REALLY sorry for something?

Great. Just add that to the Deep Dark Fears tumblr.

LOL, yes. I just named the street on the other side. Also, Northcote is the street the chase scene is on.

Hey, I used to live in that area where they filmed this! That's the FreshCo at Queen St West and Northcote. Google maps hasn't updated that bit for a while, it still shows the supermarket there as a Price Chopper.

OMG. Reading this article and even some of these comments made me realize I might have a mild form of this and that I have been seriously misinformed about what ADHD really is.

Well, shit. I was going to suggest that the world really needs a break from Johnny Depp, but not if it means he's going to get even weirder and more annoying than he's currently become.

Damn, and to think I stopped doing that shiz after grade 1. You really do learn everything you need to know in kindergarten.

As someone else on another Jez comment thread said - "It's only rape if the guy is shouting "I AM RAPING YOU" while he does it.

I stopped reading the card at 'open-minded'. Every time I've come across a guy using that phrase, it generally means 'willing to have sex'.

Is this going to help with the excess acid whey problem?

I want to hear more about the circumstances leading up to this scene.

This is one of my major problems with the game - that someone who wrote the cards failed to understand that whole sentences like that rarely make good punchlines. Especially all of the Glenn Beck cards. They are way too long to read and don't go with anything.

Cromartie High School. Watch it, it is gloriously fucked up. For instance, they have attending this school a robot that isn't aware he's a robot, Freddie Mercury (who is mute), and a gorilla.

There's also this guy -

I had to google that too. Means Visible Penis Lines. Apparently there's an entire website dedicated to this.

https://mrmcgroovys.com/

If I ever have to make a wedding gift registry, I will certainly fill it with lunacy of this sort. Things like the Animal Chair collection from http://www.maximoriera.com/ come to mind.

I tried the Demeter "Crayon" scent, but unfortunately it doesn't smell like Crayola crayons. It's more like cheap dollar store crayons.