He was MOLTING the molecules in his skin that could allow his corporal self to time travel. It JUST WASN’T possible.

I do t think I r ever loved anything as much as I love your comments. I mean, besides our lord and savior Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I have some literature here I would love you to read.

Zodiac Killer reincarnate

Ted Cruz is DEFINITELY not the zodiac killer. He wasn’t even on this planet yet. So can we stop this ridiculousness! Everyone knows getting here from Gorrhruop takes at least a thousand years. And like once he got here he was so busy murdering neighborhood dogs and drinking the blood of ten thousand squirrels that he…

Someone help Hedi and her children escape.

also, i love you for sampling Great Mouse Detective

second rule of politics:

Slightly off topic- I live really close to a university with an amazing band (NC A&T Marching Machine!) One of the fresh songs in rotation for practice is ‘American Boy’. Warm day, windows open- shower karaoke reaches new heights.

Estelle’s tweet needs to be framed. That is art.

There is one in Cleveland, you know...

If you really had to pee there wouldn’t be enough time to take off a dress like this and layers upon layers of undergarments. Most underwear back then had an open crotch or looked like assless chaps.

(This is a cover from “Angels on Earth” Magazine. I wouldnn’t be surprised if Ted was subscriber.)

She needs a bourdaloue.

Her favorite magazine is “Slovenian Facist” monthly.

it’s the met gala, surely there are unpaid interns to hold a chamber pot under her?

That’s.... actually a fucking awesome ad slogan.

Just waiting for Wikipedia to delete their entry now...

yup I think we all missed it. It’s okay it happens to me all the time on the internet.

And maybe we don’t want to know?