I got you.

My takeaway...MAN..she is TINY

Crushing nuns? She better not make that a habit.

That point of view?

There is so much going on in that lede photo.

You know what this means...

Word up, let’s start a club.

I am just your typical Ginger Drunk

Big ups to all my Crazy Lindas.

That’s in the Declaration of Independence, I believe.

Jeez, do I have to explain everything? He obviously reads it as the original, “the pursuit of happenis,” not, “the pursuit of hapdildos.”

beautiful. I will heretofore refer to him as ‘Presidential candidate and dildo grinch Ted Cruz’.

*HAPPENIS*

Ted Cruz doesn't want anyone to be happy!

WAIT. He’s a screenwriter. WRITE YOUR AUTO-BIOGRAPHICAL MOVIE CRAIG. DO IT. WIN AN OSCAR.

shut up and take my money

He dropped only the most tenuous and legally questionable item from the bill. One that he would have lost had it ever been challenged in a court of law anyway. The others won’t stand either but he’s trying to save face, and probably his ability to search for gay and trans porn.

Ana Matronic is so much cooler than everybody, tbh.

Starting on the first day of school at UT. It’s a protest to open carry on campus.