Everyone who isn't a furry is a goddamned menace to society, IS WHAT I THINK. If you aren't a furry you can just get ouuuuut.

Well I for one don’t feel safe enough! I want a bill that says straight cis people can’t use any restroom, that they have to pee outside, behind the pee hedges that the bill says the state must erect(ehehehe) so that I don’t have to see their evil parts. Further more I want the bill to state that if the pee hedges die…

“To sum up, for those of you on the fence about if I were a bigoted, retrograde, cowardly asshole, let me hammer home the point that, yes, I am assuredly this. Thank you and goodnight dumbasses of North Carolina!”

To honest am not sure where it’s from, but she seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit.

“It’s not about discrimination against LGBT people, except for the parts that totally are. And don’t think about the parts that remove local minimum wage laws, because....hey look over there!”

I know, I just took the opportunity to be snarky :)

Lohan, Dennis Rodman...is there some sort of secret cabal of D-listers who risk their lives – and what’s left of their reputations – to save America from enemies abroad?

Man, this is gonna end in a shootout on some tropical island.

They’re leaning pretty hard of the private property “defense”.

Noted racists support noted racist.

They had LAUDANUM!

Not just a robot, THE robot.

Bernie only accepts donations brought to him by doe-eyed woodland critters.

German language tastes/sounds like a very rich chocolate cake.

I love that! Co-signed!

He is the WORST!! I understand why he has so many wives. None of them want to deal with him more than once every 4 days. Plus they get built in babysitters and like can do their own thing most of the time.

Zissou’s dog was a pretty good Kody (Cody?). Yes he was.

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

You are correct, because there IS no King of England ;)

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