Such a cliche... guys like him make my blood boil, it’s just. ugh.

I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

The Academy can’t, but your friendly neighborhood Robin Hood can.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Truth. If you haven’t banged leo you might as well never been born.

Dignified Oscar campaign over.

Leo is also saving one model at the time.

Mudslides!!!!

The keys seem pretty chill...

Those pedicure fish worry me. What if there’s a mix up and you get mini piranhas instead. I like my toes, all 10 of them.

Ukrainian. We’re cavemen. Hairy beasts.

Wow I had no idea that was even an option. I thought you HAD to turn over your entire lower leg. That’s just what they’re doing.

I’ve only had a couple, but I only dipped my feet in deep enough for them to be able to push back cuticles and run a pumice stone on my soles. I’m the most ticklish person I know so those long massage strokes, little flesh eating fish and all that are out. I just ask the technician to keep it simple and she obliges.

Tucson acknowledges the crazy. And really, all we have is that we are not Phoenix. You just have to understand that local politics are for entertainment purposes only.

I have shaved my eyebrows off.... just because: curious.

I volunteer

Oh, yes.

I agree and will be available for taste testing the mix contenders.

Me too. You see here why she got the nickname “Smiley”

Completely. And not just strength, in my experience, but also month upon month of telling your body, “this is what I want you to do now, and you’re just going to have to deal with this” while your ass goes “....Nah. Floor? I like the floor.”