In EVERY universe?

ALL THE STARS for you! My friend!

She’s a sidewinding, social climber willing to move in and up the glitter road, any way she can. Even if she has to carry it on her back.

You live here too?

Sort of. I mean she learns to keep her whore mouth shut from Sedgewick the sex trafficking Sea Turtle so....

Does she learn that she can change her shell but until she learns to love herself...

FINALLY my children’s book, “Harriet Whore-mit the very haughty hottie hermit” can get off the ground! It’s about a hermit crab looking for a pimp to love her! “Are you my pimp?” She asks a series of increasingly abusive johns. It gets PRETTY gritty (cause she’s in so much sand!) but is truly fun for the whole family.…

Stassa might be your neighbor.......

Burned with fire

It is a pretty horrible state.

how anyone could call florida the worst state in a union that includes the likes of missouri and arizona is beyond me

There is, sadly, a lot of competition for the title “worst state in America".

Laying on a thick aren’t you? They’re gonna revoke your resident’s pass at Disney. And then they put a curse on you so that you can’t tell the difference between a Key lime and a regular lime. And your stone crabs never fully crack again, ever.

“...prostitutes, professional criminals, and synthetic drug dealers are pretty standard knowledge for most Florida fifth graders.”

I eagerly await her YouTube attack ad against the fifth grade class.

I’d love to see them set him up with conservative blogger and radio types in one on one interviews and just let him go Godzilla on them.

I completely agree with you, but the thing about politics in the age of instant social media is that you HAVE to be prepared to not EVER have even one shitty ten-second interaction with a heckler. It’s not fair or reasonable or AT ALL related to the job you’re applying for, but it’s just reality - it’s part of the gig…

He’d be fantastic in a late night/morning TV role. Throw him on Fallon and The View and whatever else, where he can be visible but not defensive.

I feel like he’s pissing off a bunch of Bernie voters for just literally no reason. He’s not picking up any electoral votes for Hillary, and he’s just making super liberals mad.