your new nick is perfection

“I’ll never let go”

Hahhaha.

yes. Stop already.

I really wanted the story to end with these two falling in love.

there’s not much I’ll say no to after breakfast wine!

That’s it, we’re writing this.

Seriously. I am so over fancy proposals.

also, y’all, I miss I Thee Dread :(

When I was 17 and in college, a buddy and I decided to climb a waterfall while wearing nothing but swim trunks. We made it halfway up, to a nice-sized ledge, and then decided it’d be best to come down. The way down was only wide enough for one person, but I was a bit spooked and overeager to get down. I slipped and…

brb sending this to my boyfriend

I’m with you. It’s time to stop that shit.

Ugh, all these people with their elaborate proposals. Stop.

oh she totally did! and she reached the elephant head stone, so like....double win!

ya but she made it look cute

A friend of mine just got engaged today. Her boyfriend brought her a glass of wine and a pastry with a ring in it for breakfast. I thought it was brilliant. Who could say no after breakfast wine!

......no?

Who me?

Have you been Donald Trump this entire time?!