OMFG, Jenna. Story of my life. Ever since I moved in with my so, I feel like my life really has become a series of loading and unloading the dishwasher. I would also like to master it ASAP.

Stop Tyler the creator, stopppp.

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Guess Delevingne’s acting career hasn’t really taken off the way she expected it to. Good thing she only burned those fashion bridges a little, unlike that writer from earlier today.

There was a dude from Florida on a Gawker thread who was like “I’m gonna write in a green party candidate if Hillary gets the nom” and I was like “PLEASE, as someone with a uterus, PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.” It’s... so dumb.

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

on THIS issue...??!?!?!?!?!?

I know what I’m doing on my commute home!

the time for internal screaming is over. take my hand, my waffley friend, and we will take our screaming to the streets!

Is this what her waist has been training for?!

Oh I should have clarified, I mean almost no one cares about (except me). I love/d Phantom Planet. Big Brat was my ringtone for 3 years.

Just reading the headline made me want to start crying.

Nah, probably a private doctor. But Yeah.

I can’t even keep it internal anymore. Just scared the piss out of my husband by screaming at my TV when these quotes of his first came across Facebook.

Better question: how’s that going to affect her successful (*cough*) talk show centered around drinking with randos in front of a camera?

I just feel like at this point that anyone who supports Trump has shown themselves to be a pretty shitty person.

If Brie Larson legitimately proposed to her boyfriend, that is awesome.

New Mexico is pretty libertarian (in the real, classical sense, not the neocon sense), despite all the Catholicism. I don’t think it’s a problem here - at least, at present. NARAL rates the state a B+ on reproductive rights. Surprisingly, higher than my native Massachusetts!

Yes, but it also gets so hot and humid during the summer you feel like you’re breathing in water!