sophistry-amundo
Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
sophistry-amundo

awwww overtime.

(remember when that was a thing)

a supervisor who support me!!!!”

this exists in the world????
(outside of the totally bullshitty / fantasyland fairytale team meeting speeches)

anyone else think that their amorous life
might be actually extinct for good?

and that from here on out
its just angsty corporate hamster in a treadmill for perpetuity?

i survived the crazy workweek from hell - where nobody did what they were supposed to

it was so superstressful i fell asleep mid ipad yesterday

what a week!
anyone else feel like the world’s upside down?

anyone else tired of all the fairweather dialtones who always blow with the herd?

#not all aspiring dictators

everyone calling him a genius “businessman”
is totally skipping over his (5? 8? 23?) bankruptcies.

eek!

it’s just such a shitty move.

like the kind trust-fund lazybones 30-somethings would pull
while spending 8 days and 269$ making an “artisanal loaf of bread”.

*cantaloupes

in the netflix series version
the whole crowd will chant:

steve king is the idiot who’s oddly obsessed with all immigrants supposedly having “calves the size of cantelopes”.

(sounds like some weird super-repressed kinda dark fantasy).

basically - anyone who supports this shit is either a soul-less mogul - or a brain-dead rube who voted against their own self-interest to say they stand by a rich guy.

even all the quasi-reputable republicans are starting to disown this clown show.

at what point do they begin to get the hint they are *the shittiest people on earth*?

how can *a gorilla* have more empathy than the entire republican party?

it took that long to realize?

fuck yeah!!

do you do a pirhouette and a *double finger-guns* pointing to yourself when you say it?

quite true.

but put simply, *their hearts are made of coal*.

triceratops on triceratops action??