Special Guest appearance by The Cryptkeepr in the coolest HBO crossover moment in history? That would totally make it worthwhile.

Game developers getting 18% more of your money is a huge benefit to the customer: The game developer can invest more in the games you love, and has less incentive to depend on trashy DLC models.

It’s a six month deal. Seriously if you’re disdain for loading a different program besides Steam is more intense than your love for the game you for some reason can’t play then I don’t know what to tell you. Like, I get it. We all have our hills we die on. But like, I just don’t get it. At all. You do you though. 

Awww, you’re pretty articulate for an 8 year old!

No fucking shit. Gamers can be some of the most entitled assholes ever. Why the hell would someone want to engage with spoiled shits who armchair game develop, as if content and features are as easy to make as a meme template.

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

Same. It was frustrating being in the grays for years, but you can’t argue with the results of having a quality-controlled comment section. Lot of gold down here.

He really only pushed the envelope once he literally had one NFL game left to broadcast, just as he neared retirement age. It’s admirable, yes, and I acknowledged his integrity by quoting Lipsyte. But let’s not pretend he actually risked his career here.

That’s a pooch that knows it’s about the journey, not the destination. Good dog

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

only if his head has made room for it, i suspect.

Goddamn, this was a tragic but necessary read.+1

Would have also accepted Baloney Romo.

(Personally, I think he’s terrific. I just couldn’t pass up the chance to make this dumb joke.)

Save it for Funbag. 

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

IT’S A SEVERE WINTER STORM MIRACLE!!!!

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.