There are so many things that are incorrect with this comment.

MLB needs a salary floor, not a salary cap. Teams like the Marlins shouldn’t be able to put out the bare minimum when their owners are just banking their TV money.

People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

Tough but fair. 

Fuck all that.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

This guy only watches Red Zone, so he doesn’t see the kicks.

being pushed, kicked, and threatened by a larger person is in fact brutal. It is a violent act done without regard for safety. 

“Just be glad he's not into Windex" -Eric Clapton

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.

I have no idea.

This is the full text, as ratified. “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.” This is a single clause with the second part relating to the first. They are not two separate items. If they were, they would be…

90's. Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Forrest Gump, Shawshank, Silence of the Lambs, Terminator 2, Big Lebowski, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, Se7en, GROUNDHOG DAY, Sixth Sense, Home Alone 1&2, FARGO, HEAVYWEIGHTS, Boogie Nights, Heat, Braveheart, Good Will Hunting, Saving Private Ryan, Dumb and Dumber, Mrs. Doubtfire,…

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Ah ha! You have passed the first test! 

You’ve heard of Twitter.

You and me both, buddy.

Knowing the church my family grew up in more or less unanimously voted for that fuckface keeps me from visiting it more often than I have to (major holidays). Although I thought about just adopting some of Trump’s colorful language at the potlucks. “What? You guys voted for these sentiments! Mrs. Jenkins, you can’t be…